Firewalker

Firewalker VHS cover art. Action adventure movie starring Chuck Norris, Louis Gossett Jr., Melody Anderson. With Will Sampson, Sonny Landham, John Rhys-Davies, Ian Abercrombie. Directed by J. Lee Thompson. 1986.

Firewalker on VHS. Starring Chuck Norris, Louis Gossett Jr., Melody Anderson. With Will Sampson, Sonny Landham, John Rhys-Davies, Ian Abercrombie. Directed by J. Lee Thompson. 1986.

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A Pair Of Down-And-Out Fortune Hunters Cash In On High Adventure!

After ten years of life-threatening, money-losing expeditions, fortune hunters Max Donigan and Leo Porter (Norris and Gossett) are about to call it quits. Then, a beautiful young woman (Melody Anderson) appears with a map to the long-lost gold hordes of the ancient Aztecs. Dollar signs in their eyes, the trio embarks for darkest Guatemala, where it is one cliff-hanger after another as they battle merciless mercenaries, hero-hungry jungle critters and the supernaturally evil Aztec medicine man, El Coyote! It’s a free-spirited, head-over-heels romp into high-adrenaline adventure!

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Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles VHS cover art. Comedy western movie starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens, Harvey Korman, Madeline Kahn, Mel Brooks. With Alex Karras, David Huddleston, Liam Dunn, John Hillerman, George Furth, Dom DeLuise. Directed by Mel Brooks. 1974.

Blazing Saddles on VHS. Starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens, Harvey Korman, Madeline Kahn, Mel Brooks. With Alex Karras, David Huddleston, Liam Dunn, John Hillerman, George Furth, Dom DeLuise. Directed by Mel Brooks. 1974.

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Never Give A Saga An Even Break!

The railroad’s got to run through the town of Rock Ridge. How do you drive out the townfolk in order to steal their land? Send in the toughest gang you got… and name a new sheriff who’ll last about 24 hours.

But that’s not really what Blazing Saddles is about. Once Mel Brooks’ lunatic film — #6 on the American Film Institute’s List of all-time Top 100 Comedy Movies — gets started, logic is lost in a blizzard of gags, jokes, quips, puns, howlers, growlers and outrageous assaults on one’s funnybone.

Cleavon Little as the new lawman, Gene Wilder as the wacko Waco Kid, Brooks himself as a dimwitted governor, Harvey Korman as hissably corrupt Hedley Lamarr, Alex Karras as the bewildered Mongo and Madeline Kahn as saloon singer Lili Von Shtupp all give this sagebrush saga their lunatic best. And when Blazing Saddles can’t contain itself at the finale, it just proves the Old West will never be the same.

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The Professionals

The Professionals VHS cover. Action western movie starring Burt Lancaster, Lee Marvin, Robert Ryan, Woody Strode, Jack Palance, Claudia Cardinale, Ralph Bellamy. Directed by Richard Brooks. 1966.

The Professionals on VHS. Starring Burt Lancaster, Lee Marvin, Robert Ryan, Woody Strode, Jack Palance, Claudia Cardinale, Ralph Bellamy. Directed by Richard Brooks. 1966.

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A Rugged Team Of Mercenaries On A Daring Rescue Mission.

Determined to save his wife, Maria (Claudia Cardinale), who has been kidnapped by Mexican revolutionary Captain Rasa (Jack Palance), Texas rancher Frank Carter (Ralph Bellamy) hires a wild west “commando” team. Consisting of a cynical adventurer and explosives’ expert (Burt Lancaster), an ex-revolutionary (Lee Marvin), a horse specialist, and an expert tracker — the four can out-smart and out-shoot every desperado that crosses their trail. And what they can’t gun down, they blow up.

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The Outlaw

The Outlaw VHS cover art. Action drama western romance movie starring Jane Russell, Jack Buetel, Thomas Mitchell, Walter Huston. Directed by Howard Hughes. 1943.

The Outlaw on VHS. Starring Jane Russell, Jack Buetel, Thomas Mitchell, Walter Huston. Directed by Howard Hughes. 1943.

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Howard Hughes shocked the film world in 1943 with this high-voltage western adventure that featured the steamy screen debut of voluptuous Jane Russell. Notorious for its time, this provocative retelling of the sagebrush saga of Billy the Kid and Doc Holliday — and their heated rivalry for the love of the sultry Rio — explodes in a gripping and unforgettable climax as their fateful destinies collide with the legendary Sheriff Pat Garrett.

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Convict 762

Convict 762 VHS cover art. Movie starring Frank Zagarino, Shannon Sturges, Michole Briana White, Tawny Fere, Billy Drago. Directed by Luca Bercovici. 1997.

Convict 762 on VHS. Starring Frank Zagarino, Shannon Sturges, Michole Briana White, Tawny Fere, Billy Drago. Directed by Luca Bercovici. 1997.

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The more he kills, the stronger he gets!

A sexy intergalactic crew makes an emergency landing at a barbaric penal colony. The women discover the remains of a brutal massacre that left just two men alive. One is a cunning killing machine known as Convict 762, while the other may be their only hope of escape. But which one is which? Suspicion and terror spread through the starship as crew members turn up murdered. Caught in a lethal game of hide and seek, the daring captain must destroy the real killer before the slaughter extends to the next galaxy.

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Labyrinth

Labyrinth VHS cover art. Adventure fantasy movie starring David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly. With Toby Froud, Brian Henson, Christopher Malcolm. Directed by Jim Henson. 1986.

Labyrinth on VHS. Starring David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly. With Toby Froud, Brian Henson, Christopher Malcolm. Directed by Jim Henson. 1986.

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Where Everything Seems Possible And Nothing Is What It Seems.

Frustrated with baby-sitting on yet another weekend night, Sarah — a teenager with an active imagination — summons the Goblins from her favorite book, “Labyrinth,” to take her baby stepbrother away. When little Toby actually disappears, Sarah must follow him into the world of the fairy tale to rescue him from the wicked Goblin King (Bowie)!

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The Making Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Behind The Shells

The Making Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Behind The Shells VHS cover art. Documentary short movie featuring Jim Henson's Creature Shop. Starring Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Michael Pressman, Michelan Sisti, Mark Caso, Kenn Scott, Leif Tilden, Kevin Clash. Directed by Michael Danty. 1991.

The Making Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Behind The Shells on VHS. Featuring Jim Henson’s Creature Shop. Starring Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Michael Pressman, Michelan Sisti, Mark Caso, Kenn Scott, Leif Tilden, Kevin Clash. Directed by Michael Danty. 1991.

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Special Collector’s Edition

This unique peek behind the scenes of the making Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles phenomenon offers an amazing look at how those radical reptiles were born. A first ever inside visit to Jim Henson’s Creature Shop shows how the four Turtles, and Splinter and Shredder, were developed and given their individual characteristics.

In-depth interviews with designers, artists, and model makers and Michael Pressman, the film’s director tell the whole story. See exciting behind-the-scenes footage and learn how those sensational stunts and awesome action scenes were filmed. If you love the Turtles, then don’t miss this once in a lifetime behind-the-shell look at film’s most fabulous foursome.

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Two Coyotes

Two Coyotes VHS box cover art. Action crime drama movie starring Jorge Cordova, Nicholas Guilak, Joe Estevez, Ricardo Molina, Jorge Soriano. Directed by Jose Reyes Bencomo. 2001.

Two Coyotes on VHS. Starring Jorge Cordova, Nicholas Guilak, Joe Estevez, Ricardo Molina, Jorge Soriano. Directed by Jose Reyes Bencomo. 2001.

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Two Coyotes is the story of two men — friends since childhood — navigating the rough terrain of the Los Angeles/Tijuana cocaine trade; of two nations struggling to control a blight that could destroy them both; of wealth and prestige and their power to obliterate even the deepest family loyalty.

Jorge E. Cordova (That Summer in L.A.) stars as Rafael, right hand man to a Mexican drug lord. His mentor, Sr. Acosta (Joe Estevez — Demolition Highway, No Rest for the Wicked, Fatal Pursuit) has treated Rafael as a son, and as a brother to his own reckless son Carlos (Nico Guilak — English for All, Cruel Intentions 2). As the more responsible of the two, Rafael is chosen to inherit the reins of the Acosta empire — and keep Carlos out of trouble.

Rafael defies Acosta’s orders and allows Carlos to broker a lucrative drug deal. When the deal goes bad, Carlos becomes the prime suspect in a gruesome double homicide. Finding his new position in jeopardy, paranoia overtakes Rafael as he sets out to purge suspected traitors from his organization. His closest associates as well as his wife, a poor Mexican girl traded by her parents for an SUV, are under suspicion, and none are safe from Rafael’s loyal hit man Chupacabra (Jorge Soriano).

With Carlos under surveillance by the police, Rafael relocates his operation, distancing himself from Carlos and leaving a dead end for law enforcement. But Carlos won’t be ignored, and Rafael must now decide between friendship and survival.

Goodfellas meets Traffic in this complex and often violent tale of loyalty and betrayal in the Mexican Mafia.

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Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai VHS box cover art. Action crime drama movie starring Forest Whitaker, John Tormey, Henry Silva. Directed by Jim Jarmusch. 1999.

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai on VHS. Starring Forest Whitaker, John Tormey, Henry Silva. Directed by Jim Jarmusch. 1999.

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Live By The Code. Die By The Code.

East meets West in this hip-hop infused samurai-gangster pic in which Forest Whitaker plays a professional killer who goes by the name of Ghost Dog and who lives by the age-old code of the samurai.

When Ghost Dog’s code is dangerously betrayed by the dysfunctional mafia family that occasionally employs him, he must find a way to defend himself without breaking the code of the Samurai.

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Straw Dogs

Straw Dogs VHS cover art. Drama thriller movie starring Dustin Hoffman, Susan George, Peter Vaughan, T.P. McKenna. Directed by Sam Peckinpah. 1971.

Straw Dogs on VHS. Starring Dustin Hoffman, Susan George, Peter Vaughan, T.P. McKenna. Directed by Sam Peckinpah. 1971.

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Every man dreads the day he might be forced to defend his wife and his home.

Dustin Hoffman stars as a man who avoids confrontation at all costs, in Sam Peckinpah’s powerful study of violence and survival. When mathematician David Sumner (Hoffman) moves to a small English village with his wife, Amy (Susan George), he finds a lot more than the peace and quiet he wants for his work. Their idyllic life turns into an ordeal, and their relationship is severely strained, as Amy becomes the center of attention among several workmen who begin to test David. When they see he will not stand up to them, their taunts become viscous torment that finally forces David to decide how far he’s willing to go to protect his home, his wife and his dignity.

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