Ninja Vs. Ninja

Ninja Vs. Ninja on VHS. Starring Hung Gai Chan, Kwan Cheung, Norman Chu. Directed by Nick Cheung. 1987.

Ninja Vs. Ninja on VHS. Starring Hung Gai Chan, Kwan Cheung, Norman Chu. Directed by Nick Cheung. 1987.

From the box:

Bitter Rivals Fight To The Bitter End.

An international cast is featured in this wacky Ninja saga, as an evil drug baron hires a Ninja sect to wipe out a cure for heroin addiction. It’s up to a secret police agent who is also an undercover Ninja to fight the bad guys! Featuring Ninjas of all races and the legendary ‘Five Elements’ Ninja, NINJA VS. NINJA is a must-see for Ninja and kung fu fans!

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Screaming Ninja

Screaming Ninja aka Wang Yu, King of Boxing on VHS. Classic 70s martial arts movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu, Zhang Qing-Qing, Kang Hai, Zi Lan, Lung Fei. Directed by Jian Lung. 1973.

Screaming Ninja aka Wang Yu, King of Boxing on VHS. Starring Jimmy Wang Yu, Zhang Qing-Qing, Kang Hai, Zi Lan, Lung Fei. Directed by Jian Lung. 1973.

From the box:

AKA Wang Yu, King of Boxing

Rare was the film in 1973 that incorporated the star’s name in the title. One of the few such film was Screaming Ninja, aka Wang Yu, King of Boxing. The story is set in China in the early 1900s. Essentially playing an extension of himself, action-star Wang-Yu spends much of the time defending himself against evil martial-arts masters. He also tries to make sense of a tragic incident in his past.

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Enter The Dragon

Enter The Dragon on VHS. Classic martial arts movie starring Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Ahna Capri, Kien Shih, Jim Kelly. Directed by Robert Clouse. 1973.

Enter The Dragon on VHS. Starring Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Ahna Capri, Kien Shih, Jim Kelly. Directed by Robert Clouse. 1973.

From the box:

Enter the Dragon takes Lee to the island fortress of a criminal warlord whose martial-arts academy covers up opium-smuggling and prostitution activities. To avenge the death of sister, Lee infiltrates the stronghold and enters Han’s brutal martial-arts tournament–a breathtaking visual feast of competitions fusing skills in karate, judo, tai kwan do, tai chi chuan and hapkido, staged by Lee himself.

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DragonHeart

DragonHeart VHS b0x cover art. Action adventure fantasy movie starring Dennis Quaid, David Thewlis, Pete Postlethwaite, Dina Meyer, Jason Isaacs, Julie Christie, Sean Connery. Directed by Rob Cohen. 1996.

DragonHeart on VHS. Starring Dennis Quaid, David Thewlis, Pete Postlethwaite, Dina Meyer, Jason Isaacs, Julie Christie, Sean Connery. Directed by Rob Cohen. 1996.

From the box:

You Will Believe.

Bowen (Quaid) is a knight dedicated to The Old Code — a noble creed of honor. When his pupil, Prince Einon, becomes an even crueler king than his father, Bowen’s idealism turns to bitterness. Believing Einon’s soul to have been poisoned by a dragon, Bowen vows to destroy them all. On his quest for revenge, he meets “Draco” (Connery), a dragon whose power, strength and wit prove to be more than a match for the disillusioned knight. Soon, what begins as a life or death struggle between the two evolves into a friendship that will change the face of their medieval world.

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Rock House

Rock House a.k.a. Deadly Addiction on VHS. Rare action cop movie starring Jack Vacek. With Trice Schubert, Joseph Jennings, Gregory Scott Cummins, Michael Robbin, Alan Shearer, Juan Carlos Muñoz. Written and directed by Jack Vacek. 1988.

Rock House a.k.a. Deadly Addiction on VHS. Starring Jack Vacek. With Trice Schubert, Joseph Jennings, Gregory Scott Cummins, Michael Robbin, Alan Shearer, Juan Carlos Muñoz. Written and directed by Jack Vacek. 1988.

From the box:

They Killed His Wife… And Pushed Him Beyond The Law. He’s About To Settle The Score!

He was the best cop in L.A.’s elite police narcotics division — until vengeful drug runners savagely murdered his beautiful young wife. Now, detective John Turner is out of control — a rogue cop on a search-and-destroy mission to wipe out the city’s sprawling cocaine empire. Aided by a ravishing photo-journalist and a savvy young street urchin, he’s out to hit the cocaine cartel where it hurts. From battering his way through the walls of inner city crack house fortresses, to unauthorized S.W.A.T. strikes against the drug lord’s fabulous Beverly Hills hideouts, Turner unleashes a devastating one-man war of retribution. A war that will break all the rules, pit him against the ruthless street soldiers of a private drug army — and make him the number one target of a merciless billion dollar cocaine conspiracy!

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The Dead Pool

Dirty Harry In The Dead Pool on VHS. Action crime drama movie starring Clint Eastwood. With Liam Neeson, Patricia Clarkson, Evan C. Kim, David Hunt, Jim Carrey. Directed by Buddy Van Horn. 1998.

The Dead Pool on VHS. Starring Clint Eastwood. With Liam Neeson, Patricia Clarkson, Evan C. Kim, David Hunt, Jim Carrey. Directed by Buddy Van Horn. 1998.

From the box:

Dirty Harry In The Dead Pool

What happens when you put criminal scum behind bars? You become famous, that’s what. TV people want sound bites for the evening news. Writers want your life story. And sleazoid creeps want you dead.

Being famous isn’t San Francisco Detective Harry Callahan’s style. He doesn’t appreciate being lumped in with a rock star, a film critic and a talk show host. Especially because those three are dead. They’re murdered celebrities whose names are in an underground betting pool called The Dead Pool. Now Harry’s found another well-known name on the list: his.

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider VHS box cover art. Action adventure fantasy movie starring Angelina Jolie. With Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, Daniel Craig. Directed by Simon West. 2001.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider on VHS. Starring Angelina Jolie. With Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, Daniel Craig. Directed by Simon West. 2001.

From the box:

Exploring lost empires, finding priceless treasures, punishing villains in mortal combat… it’s all in a day’s work for adventurer Lara Croft. But a secret from her father’s past is about to lead Lara to her greatest challenge: The Triangle of Light, a legendary artifact with the power to alter space and time. Lara must find the Triangle before it falls into the clutches of the Illuminati, a secret society bent on world domination. To stop the Illuminati, Lara will have to survive a cross-continental chase filled with unimaginable danger. But for the Tomb Raider, danger is the name of the game.

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Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Treasure of the Sierra Madre on VHS. Classic action adventure drama film starring Humphrey Bogart, Walter Huston, Tim Holt. With Bruce Bennett, Alfonso Bedoya. Directed by John Huston. 1948.

Treasure of the Sierra Madre on VHS. Starring Humphrey Bogart, Walter Huston, Tim Holt. With Bruce Bennett, Alfonso Bedoya. Directed by John Huston. 1948.

The stinking box says:

Pure cinematic gold! This triple Academy Award-winner well deserves its status as a renowned classic. Both a riveting adventure story and a richly sardonic fable, Treasure of the Sierra Madre digs deep into the depths of the human soul, producing one of Hollywood’s all time richest finds.

Humphrey Bogart, Walter Huston and Tim Holt play a trio of Americans on the bum in 1920’s Tampico. Pooling their resources, they strike off into the mountains of Mexico in search of gold. Hounded by jungle Indians, a fortune-hunting Texan (Bruce Bennett), and cold-blooded banditos (led by Alfonso “I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!” Bedoya), they finally must confront they most dangerous adversaries of all… themselves.

As the crusty Fred C. Dobbs, who succumbs completely to his lust for gold, Bogart’s performance stands as a high point in his grand career. But it was the Huston father-and-son team who won the film’s three Academy Awards — Walter for Best Supporting Actor and John for Best Director and Screenplay.

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Armageddon

Armageddon VHS box cover art. Action adventure sci-fi movie starring Bruce Willis. With Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, Keith David, Peter Stormare, Michael Clarke Duncan, Owen Wilson. Directed by Michael Bay. 1998.

Armageddon on VHS. Starring Bruce Willis. With Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, Keith David, Peter Stormare, Michael Clarke Duncan, Owen Wilson. Directed by Michael Bay. 1998.

From the box:

For Love. For Honor. For Mankind.

When NASA’s executive director, Dan Truman (Thornton), realizes the Earth has 18 days before it’s obliterated by a meteor the size of Texas, he has only one option — land a ragtag team of roughneck oil drillers on the asteroid and drop a nuclear warhead into its core.

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The Road Killers

The Road Killers VHS box cover art. Action crime drama movie starring Christopher Lambert, Craig Sheffer, David Arquette, Josh Brolin, Michelle Forbes, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Directed by Deran Sarafian. 1994.

The Road Killers on VHS. Starring Christopher Lambert, Craig Sheffer, David Arquette, Josh Brolin, Michelle Forbes, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Directed by Deran Sarafian. 1994.

The VHS covers collection says:

The Highway To Hell

A group of psychotic joyriders terrorizes a vacationing family in this riveting star-powered action thriller featuring Christopher Lambert and Craig Sheffer.

While on a road trip, Jack Lerolland (Lambert) and family are horrified when a young boy is nearly run down by a carload of troublemakers. The group’s ringleader, Cliff (Sheffer), challenges the boy’s father to a deadly game of chicken. Intent on eliminating witnesses, Cliff orders his friends to kill Jack while he kidnaps the family. The bizarre gang’s plans begin crumbling as they fight among themselves, revealing volatile tempers and shocking secrets. Meanwhile, Jack, propelled by fury, has cheated death and sends Cliff on a one-way trip down hell’s highway.

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